Travelling salesmans fucked me to buy their merchandise - Sex with Strangers

What, guys don't take care of their skin?

A cucumber lotion, a limp cucumber from the force of the earth.

Nothing is better. - Great. I don't want to feel the power of the Earth.

I'm sorry. - Well, wait!

Wait, well, maybe we can do something different for you.

I don't have a girlfriend, I don't have anything.

Who could use that?

Mom's not here, nobody's here, I'm sorry.

Well, since you don't have a girlfriend, maybe we can help you somehow.

The only way I can fucking buy it is if, I don't know, show me your tits.

So, everyone, goodbye. - Uh, wait, wait, wait.

Ooh!

Fuck, I didn't see that coming.

Fuck!

Well, come in.

So we were able to change your mind?

Uh... How much is it?

Uh... Well, you know,.

Is this even a new advertising company?

You guys walk around, you show your boobs, and you sell some fucking shit?

Sort of. We still serve our customers in an interesting way.

That's some fucking service.

I'd even say "fucking service.".

Fuck.

Fuck, I hope this shit ain't worth a fucking million.

You know, the "Power of the Earth" company can provide you with a lot of interesting services.

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