Tinder is for fucking Hot Brunette MILFs with big tits

You definitely look exactly like your profile photos.

Oh, that's a good thing.

You look better in person.

Well, thank you.

Wow.

Came dressed to impress.

Yeah, it's pretty fancy for a pre-schooler.

date?

Date?

Yeah.

Okay, so that's what we're going to call this.

Um, I'm going to go ahead and get myself comfortable on the couch.

Why don't you get us something to drink?

Alright.

So he thinks this is a date.

Oh, so cute.

I don't know which one he's used for though.

Doesn't matter though.

Cause I'll just be fucking him.

And then leaving.

Oh.

Oh.

I guess we'll just make myself comfortable.

I'm getting myself ready.

How are those drinks coming?

It's alright if you can't find anything. I'm really not that thirsty to be honest.

At least, not for liquid.

Hey, you sure you don't want to...

Oh.

Wow.

Where are your clothes?

Right there.

Uh-huh. Um...

You're really new to this whole Tinder thing, aren't you?

Yeah, the dating app.

It's not exactly a dating app. It's more of a hook-up app.

So why don't we just skip the whole date part and just pretend it went really well, and go straight to the fun stuff.

As you can see, I'm...

Mm-hmm.

...quite thirsty and wet.

Mm-hmm.

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