The Monkey Rocker

Has he just started work in your office?

Hmm.

On Friday when I popped in, his eyes were all over me.

I bet he'd be so good in bed.

Charles, what was his name?

Deetham.

Okay. Just so I know when he rings me.

Oh, Charles, would it cause you too much problems in the office if I were to fuck that young

guy?

Not that I care, of course.

It's just you know what young guys are like.

They like to boast about their latest conquests.

And I suppose fucking the boss's wife is going to get round your office in no time at all.

Anyway, would you be so kind as to put that there, over there and then sit back down?

Thank you.

I really need to come before I go out.

It's a pity the new young guy, Stephen, wasn't here now, wasn't it?

I could have given him what he really wanted and more.

Still, it's a pity you're so useless and small that you can't give a woman what she really

needs.

So, you can sit there and wait and watch.

And when I've gone out later, then you can have a really slow, long, wax.

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