Swing Stage Dizzy
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Jesus Christ, Fanny, I booked this no-brain broad for five days as a favor to you.
Now, the least you can do is guarantee me that she stays sober.
For Christ's sake, Herb, I'm not a bartender.
I did all I could. I got her in the cab and all.
Lonnie, Lonnie, baby, come on, sweetheart.
Lonnie, it's Fanny.
You're gonna be able to do the show tonight.
Oh, hey, did you hear that?
That's the most noise she made all day.
Oh, maybe she-- - No, there's no use talking, Fanny.
I got a whole house out there, and I'm fucked, I'm fucked.
I don't believe this.
I don't believe it.
When am I gonna learn my fucking lesson?
20 years in professional show business,
when am I gonna learn my fucking lesson?
It's not that bad.
What are you telling me it's not that bad?
Look at the girl, she's comatose.
Look at her.
Look, this ain't the first time you fixed me, Fanny.
What about that parrot, that parrot show?
Huh, that was a success?
The fucking parrot spoke Latin,
and it lasted two nights.
Herb, you had the whole Roman Catholic community in here.
You raked in on the bar.
Fanny, that's beyond the point.
Look, what we're worried about is tonight.
I got angel **** here that act like a light.
She's gonna be all right.
Oh, she's gonna be all right?
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