Stupid Ass Office Secretary

Oh.

Well I think I've done okay. I mean I got like at least one sale this week.

Uh yeah I know the other people get a lot more than me.

But I'm learning. I'm not the fastest learner. Actually I'm kind of dumb.

And please don't fire me I need this job.

Oh.

Uh.

Uh maybe uh.

Maybe I can help you with something that I am kind of good at.

I mean I'm not really very good at very many things.

Um.

But I have been told that I'm really quite good at checking car.

Um.

Would that maybe help you feel you know less pent up and a little less mad at me?

Maybe that would help the situation.

Did you maybe need a little more persuading?

Did you want to see a little more of me?

I know you've been wondering.

Boop!

Trimmy little peaks of my pants.

Let's see.

My pretty pink titties.

People seemed to like them when I worked at Hooters.

My pretty pink titties.

Oh shoot!

I'm sorry.

Zipper.

I can't find it.

I think we have a really good point of agreement Mr. Bosman.

I like what you said.

I'm sorry for being such a stupid boss man.

I want to make it up to you.

And he says for all those times I made all those mistakes.

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