SPH JOI 2

Okay. Your heartbeat sounds good.

Now I'm going to check your glands.

Okay. Nothing seems swollen. Everything seems good there.

Now I'm just going to have to check your reflexes.

Feel that? Okay. So that should be good.

Okay. Have you had any other problems lately? Everything okay?

Everything's okay?

All right. Well, sir, I don't know if you're aware of this,

but part of a routine physical for a male your age,

I'm going to have to check your genitalia.

So you're going to have to pull down your pants now. Okay?

Don't be embarrassed. Don't worry. I've seen it all before.

So go ahead and do that.

Whoa!

Wow. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. Okay, sir. Come here.

Okay. I'm just going to sit down and take a look. Okay?

Sir, I'm sorry, but... Oh, my God.

Sir, your penis is so small. I mean, you have like a ********** penis.

I'm sorry, but I've been doing this job for a really long time,

and I don't think I've ever seen one that small.

I know that sounds harsh, but this is hilarious.

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