Some Dads Fuck, Some Dads Get Fucked

Just sadder.

Alone, Eric.

I resign to my fate.

What fate?

Well, this.

Rattling around.

You can't do that. Your mother's head would blow off.

I'd rather be with you than her.

It doesn't even feel like home anymore now that you're gone.

Oh yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, fuck you.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Fuck you, fuck you.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, fuck yeah.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, fuck yeah.

Oh yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, yeah,... yeah.

Oh.

Come in for a second, please.

I want to talk to you.

Where's mom?

She had to go to her sister's.

She'll be back tonight.

I got a call today.

Well, it was actually a call to your mother.

But I told them that I was your father, so that they could go ahead and talk to me.

Soon enough.

Well, you're marrying my mom, but that doesn't make you my father.

In any event, it was the Dean of Students.

And he told me some really interesting things that I wasn't aware of.

I don't think your mother was aware of them either.

Listen, it's not that big of a deal.

Please don't tell my mom about it.

You were caught in the bathroom having sexual relations,

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