She rimmed him so she could pegging him later

It's like he's specially made for dating.

And I think I've won again.

You have seven unicorns, right?

Count it.

Okay, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Wow. How come?

Man, it's your win again.

Can we just get this whole ************ thing over with and get on with what we're here for?

Besides, you lost, and I think you owe me something.

Man, I didn't know we were playing for anything.

Oh, yeah?

I think I just asked you to play board games.

You know girls don't just call men to music, right?

What would you like to do, drink tea?

Man, I'm sorry, I'm just always confused about dating.

This must be your first date, right?

Yeah.

I'm your first girlfriend, right?

Yeah.

You can see that. You can see that.

Take your pants off.

What, now?

Stupid fuck.

Okay, let's just take the card away. We need to take the map out now.

I'll be right back.

Just to get out of the way.

Come on, take whatever you want to see.

You handled that a lot faster.

It's huge.

You've been on the bench all along, haven't you?

Yeah.

I saw it.

It's weird that you're not wearing gray pants.

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