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Bethany Richards is Santa
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How are you doing Santé?
I'm doing great.
You're looking good.
Yeah, it's almost Christmas so I've got a lot of fucking work on.
Yeah, yeah.
I have to be everywhere at the same time.
So how come you asked me to set up the lights and turn the camcorder on Santé?
Well, we're going to have to have a little word with Bethany.
Who's Bethany?
Bethany is my little helper.
Well, one of many I would have thought.
Yeah, I've got a lot of them but she's a little bit special.
Oh, okay.
And she's been behaving really badly.
Oh, has she?
Really, really badly.
Oh, okay.
Yes.
What are her duties, Santé?
Her duties?
I've got to look after my friends.
Your friends?
And I have a lot of friends.
Oh, you're a public guy.
I have a lot of Eskimo friends.
Oh, right.
They look after the reindeer.
Yes, you're like your neighbours and stuff.
Yes.
You may stand the pub.
Yeah, exactly.
I may stand the pub.
Yeah.
So, I've got a little bit of a complaint.
About what?
From Sven.
Sven?
Sven is his name.
Right.
He's a really good friend of mine.
And this is to do with Bethany?
So, I've still got time.
So, you've known her how long?
All my life.
All your friends you've known all your life, Santé.
Well, you're an old man, so you're a little...
Yes, I am an old man.
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