Objectification 06

I don't want to do something funny.

How about if it's ******* and funny?

************ and funny.

I like funny *******.

You know what's really funny?

When people don't understand funny and ******* together, they're like, "I don't see how that can work out."

That is funny.

And you're like, "No, really though."

And then people just think you have some sick sense of humor.

I do have a sick sense of humor.

Exactly, but people who don't have sick sense of humor, they think you're some kind of like, well, I guess, you know.

People who don't have sick sense of humor?

They're usually the real freaks anyway.

Exactly.

Hide.

You never trust those people.

I don't.

I mean, seriously, like, we're normal enough.

Everybody would want to do this if they could.

Of course.

I mean, seriously, what's wrong with naked girls stretched out in front of you while you're watching TV?

Makes the chips taste better.

I know.

I like the dip today.

It's really good. It's really yummy.

Do you like the cheese dip too? It's pretty good.

I haven't tried it yet.

Do try it.

Do try.

You know, I almost wish that was a little closer, but I don't think I can handle it.

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