Nash Lawler and Johnny Donavan (MBHF)

What are you taking?

Well, my brother was moving this morning and that box of gay porn opened up in front of his girlfriend.

So they started arguing and they ran off after each other.

I don't know the situation there.

So, uh, why would he, what? A box of gay porn?

I don't know, he had a box of gay porn and she found it or busted open.

Something like that.

So he's not here no more, they're not going to come back for a while.

So what does that mean for us?

Because I drove over a half hour to come help you guys move.

I don't know.

Does this mean we're at a stand still now?

We can't, I mean, so I came over here expecting to help you guys out, you know, do a little blue collar work, break a sweat.

And now you're telling me that's not going to happen.

Because your brother's got a gay porn fetish.

Yeah, I don't know.

He's some kind of deviant pervert.

We're at a stand still for at least an hour.

At least.

Well, stand still or not, I think I owe, someone owes me an apology.

How do you want me to apologize to you?

Well, seeing as that was your brother's gay porn, pretty sure you guys have that in common, right?

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