Naive nun losing her virginity

Well, that's kind of silly.

I mean, they've enhanced a lot of areas of our lives.

Printing press, automobiles, indoor plumbing.

All creations of the devil.

Okay, well, I can see I'm probably not gonna

change your mind on this, but I mean,

you did ask me to show you the modern world, so.

'Tis true.

I have but one week to experience the world

as all godless heathens do.

What do you know of pornography?

Excuse me?

Pornography, my sisters have spoken of it,

and it sounds more complicated

than raising a barn on quicksand.

Um, well, I don't know about that,

but it's pretty simple.

I mean, I have some on my phone if you wanna see it.

All right.

Okay.

Wow, so ATM is both a magic money machine

and that filthy thing I just saw?

Crazy world we live in.

My, my loins are moist.

It's so strange.

They're usually drier than a corn husk in August.

I think we should explore that.

I don't... this... this would not be okay...

with my father.

Yeah, well, your father's not here.

And, uh...

the devil hasn't shown up yet,

so I guess you'll be all right for now.

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