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What's that, sorry?

What are you doing on this side of town?

Well, I mean, I'm over here from England and, well, I just thought I'd check it out, you know, check out what's going on.

You know, it's dangerous to be dressed like that over here.

Really?

Yes, really. Don't you see all this traffic on these cars?

Well, I walk around Manchester like this, so.

They say no motherfucking Manchester, Manchester.

This is the streets. This is some real life shit.

So you mean I can't walk around here dressed like this?

Hell no, you can't walk around like this. This shit is dangerous out here.

Why don't you get in and let me take you somewhere safer?

Oh.

There's a lot of traffic.

Well, okay, then why not? Let me, I mean, you sound like you know what you're doing, so.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't want to get into any trouble.

You're too pretty to be in trouble like that.

Oh.

Thanks.

It's okay, I'm fine.

Hi.

So how long you been out here?

Well, I've been out here for a few weeks now, so, you know, I just wanted to check out what was going on on the streets.

You know, come and have a walk down here, catch a bit of sun.

So it's a bit dangerous for me, like, around here, is it?

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