My Stepdad Took My Virginity

Have you seen the state of this room?

I've got your tea on.

Get this bloody room tidied up, okay?

What if she gets back?

'Cause she's gonna go crazy.

Sorry, I'll do that.

Right, well, I'll give you a shout when the tea's ready,

all right?

Okay, thank you.

What's for dinner?

We're getting spaghetti hoops and waffles.

Nice, very cute.

And the ****' teas as usual.

I'll give you a shout in a second.

Thank you.

Bloody ****.

Look at this fucking state of the place.

What am I saying?

If a girl's not like a ***,

she's not even a bloody ***,

she's a bloody young adult now.

I can cop some order, what an absolute mess.

See what I mean?

She should be getting in the real world.

She's at an age now where she should be

tidying up after herself and making...

Oh, fucking hell, I'm sick of this.

Is that how your tea's ready?

Yeah.

Look at this, you haven't even done it.

No, sorry.

What's so important?

What's so important?

Give us the phone.

No, what are you doing?

What's this?

No, just, you know.

You're looking at boys?

And you're looking at boys with no tops on and shorts?

Um, no, it just popped off.

I mean, don't get me wrong,

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