Miranda’s Fraternization

Like hell I am! It wasn't even five minutes since you called me up here, and the first thing I hear walking in is some slut saying,

"Your cock is so fucking big, Commander."

It's deeply unprofessional, Commander.

Private Rosen isn't some slut, Miranda.

In a lot of ways, she reminds me of you.

She's determined, quick-witted, extremely talented, and I consider her to be an invaluable asset to this ship.

Besides, how my crew fraternize on their own time is their business.

So long as it doesn't affect their work.

I have staff who avoid sitting down at their station, even days after fraternizing with you, on account of just how hard you--

--challenge my fucking asshole, Commander!

--and now you're standing here telling me that it doesn't affect their work?

Everyone's on edge these days.

This business with the Collectors, it's...

Everyone decompresses in their own way, Miranda.

And I always encourage my crew to vent to me if they need it.

Work out their stress, frustrations.

I don't buy it, Commander.

All of this... this debauchery, it's starting to impact the crew.

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