mine

"Oh, you're so brave!"

"I just wish I had your confidence!"

and things like that.

Which obviously really just says, "You are very fat!"

But, uh...

But actually, attempting to wear something fashionable, I guess.

So that's pretty cool.

Um...

Perhaps we've also been kind of pregnant.

What do you think?

Shh.

Um...

Yeah.

Let's just look at this.

A full view.

So, Coke.

For scale.

It's my first meal.

So yeah.

So far, none of my relatives

have really commented

on my weight.

Which, um...

I know what they already think about that.

They're just being very polite.

Um...

So yeah.

Having a kind of hard time

finding stuff that fits at the regular store.

Gotta go to the plus-size stores now.

Hmm.

I don't know.

Hmm.

I don't know.

I'm gonna try to do a few burps

for you guys.

'Cause I've heard from

little birdies that

some of you really love burps.

So, I'll try my best.

Okay.

Alright.

One of my favorite kinds of soda, the Dr. Pepper obviously.

Okay.

So good.