MILFoftheyear

No, I'm not going to put your skateboard up!

What? Oh, Jesus.

Look, I told you yesterday there were going to be no rides anywhere today.

You get your own ride somewhere today. Mom is not a taxi service.

Oh, my God. Son, too many...

Hello? Hey.

Son, do you have any idea what today is?

Are you listening to me?

Take the headphones off. Take the headphones off!

Oh, my God. This teenager.

Sweetheart, do you have any idea what day today is?

Do you care?

No, it's not Mom's birthday.

But the fact that you think it is, is just proof of what the hell is going on around here.

It's Mother's Day. It's Mother's Day.

Thanks.

No, I'm still not going to give you a ride to the damn mall!

Son, it's Mother's Day, not Son's Day.

364 days a year I serve you.

I... Young man, if you...

It is Mother's Day. Do you understand that?

When was the last time you did something for me for Mother's Day?

No, I will not get out of your room. Yes, I'm being unreasonable.

It's 8.30 in the morning. It's Mother's Day. Can you...

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