Lovette and Ron Jeremy- Phantom of the Montague Stage (1997)

This is such a historic place to shoot a movie.

A lot of the greats have been here.

Marilyn Monroe, Charlie Chaplin, Michael Landau.

And you could be up there too with those names.

Very soon.

Any day now.

So, does that mean I get the part?

Well, not so fast, you see.

It takes more than a beautiful face and a nice set of gams to be in one of my movies.

I don't understand.

You said I was going to be one of the greats.

Well, of course you don't.

You see, because you're new and you're a little bit naive.

There's a harsh reality that you have to learn.

And what reality is that?

Well, I'm going to be a great actor.

Well, to be in the show, you gotta learn to blow.

You might look pretty, but your knees must get dirty.

I like your face, but put it in its place.

Do you get the picture, or should I just go on?

I think I get the picture.

Oh, oh,...there you go.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Stripping is good. Stripping is good.

You like it?

Uh-huh.

Oh, that is a nice ass.

It's not just your whole ass. Your asshole.

Okay, now let's get that thing off.

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