Learn to do this. Margo Watsen.
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Learn to do this. Margo Watsen.
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Everybody goes on a date to fuck.
Guys don't know how to make cockneys.
Learn to do it, please.
But then we'll have to marry her.
My boyfriend's ex had a panic attack.
An attack while having sex with me.
Fuck you.
Like this.
No, it's a lot.
Like this.
Guys, I don't trust my vaginas.
Guys can't do that at all.
Fuck you.
It was very small and thin.
That's why it was like putting a finger in.
Describe yourself in three words.
Cartoons, party and volume.
What kind of guy do you want, dirty or romantic?
Gross.
What's it gonna be, tall or fat?
Long.
If they offer a three-way.
Which is the fastest you'll go?
The one with the two boys or the one with the two girls?
Where there are two boys
Why?
Because boys have wieners.
Girls don't.
Tonya, where can I find a link to your Instagram?
In the description of the video,
Do you have a story about bad sex?
Well, the guy sometimes didn't get it up.
Oh, yeah.
My boyfriend has an ex-boyfriend.
There was a panic attack during sex with me.
Oh, my God.
How did this happen?
We just had sex.
And he had a panic attack.
And the dick fell?
No, his dick was fine.
It was fine.
He just started choking.
What would you teach most of your boyfriend?
Hand jobs, dick or tongue?
Tongue.
Guys don't know how to make cockneys.
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