Jade Nile - a triple approach to a team of soccer fans

Johnny Castle's so f*cking hot.

What do you think it's going to be like? How's he going to react?

I don't know.

I feel like they're all going to be still really bummed out.

Well, we can definitely cheer him up.

Yeah.

Sure.

We can teach him some tricks.

How are we going to make this not weird?

Like, "Hi! We're big fans! Sorry you lost the game!"

We have to be super sexy.

Yeah.

We don't even need a top. We just distract them somehow.

Yeah, just go up to the dome and, like, Heidi, flash them.

I think it will be #TeamCastle.

I think it's just him there, right?

I think so. I don't think they have room.

So we get someone on one time. Mr. Castle.

Yeah.

Here's my makeup.

Sure.

Should I jiggle it like this for him?

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah, we should. We should give him a little lap dance.

We should.

So who's gonna say hi first?

I don't know. Are you going to?

I'm kinda nervous.

Me too. I mean, like, it's our favorite football player.

Well, yeah, like, we follow every, like, everything with social media, and...

It's gonna be crazy to see him in person.

It really is.

Oh, we don't get, like, shine-freeze-up. We gotta be, like, super nasty.

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