I shared my wife with black guy at hotel

Thank you. I'm half swan.

Cock number two now.

I am.

What's he call himself?

This guy calls himself Black Trojan.

Yeah he does.

Let's hope he's got a fucking Trojan.

The UK fuckin'

Honestly, you're out of all the

Nail up and get done with it you're going to see.

Oh yeah, that's alright, I think we're alright. Hang on.

Oops, I was a bit too premature to turn that camera off.

'Cause we're back again.

Someone wants to go for a little fucking piss

and she wants to show you.

Didn't ya?

You do, didn't ya?

Yeah, I do. I think we should go.

What a surprise that is.

Yeah, I fucking knew you was fucking at it.

I bet you've had a go on it as well, haven't you?

I hope he thinks even without me being there.

You've tried it out already.

I think I might come on to that as well, haven't I?

No, that was very inappropriate wasn't it?

But we're busy over here, look.

Can't you see the black Trojan's busy at his fucking job?

That ain't your wife is it?

on the guitar.

That was being a really bad man.

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