I love milking pigs!

In fact, no one is as good as me.

Just...

Is that how you joke around?

Nobody.

Everybody wants to.

Show them they're super smart, super talented,

Mega.

I don't know how to say this.

Smart, talented,

**** great.

And mega-cute, mega-pathetic. I don't know, they show their best qualities.

I don't want to show any of my best qualities. I want to show you the game.

That I can.

Here. 'Cause for me to laugh at myself--

It's cool, it's cool, it's fun. I can make fun of myself, I can make fun of you.

It's fun, it's fun, it's funny.

I'm not interested.

People who... It's like I'm some smart people. Here.

Maybe I don't speak very well, but...

I don't know, I don't speak any language very well, to be honest.

In Russian, I won't say it'll be very good.

Yes, I understand Russian, but again, I didn't study all the time in Russian.

Well, basically, it's enough for me to understand what other people are saying.

And I don't speak very well, but...

I don't give a ****, as long as I'm understood. That's all.

I don't have to be any good in Russian, especially since I'm not in Russia, I don't give a ****.

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