Honey I shrunk the bitch 1

Like, he said he'd help me wash the car.

Or teach me how to wash the car, 'cause I don't really know how to do that.

You turn on the hose and you fill the bucket with soap, sweetheart.

I need daddy to help me do it. Like, I need to watch him do it.

Okay, I don't know where daddy is. Do you call him or something? Is he not answering his phone?

He's not answering his phone. I obviously tried that before I asked you.

She's such a little whore.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. You need to leave with my friend, Christina.

I don't really care. I just want to go where my dad is. Oh my god.

Oh my god. I don't know. I don't know, Melissa.

He's probably out with his friends or...

I don't know, sweetheart. What is the big deal?

Why are you so obsessed with hanging out with him?

'Cause he said we'd have a daddy-daughter day.

And why would he ever just leave and not tell me where he's going?

Okay, he probably meant tonight. He probably didn't mean right now in the middle of the afternoon.

You know how he is on the weekends.

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