Heavy Handed Teacher

Why are you wearing a cap?

But I told you, no caps.

You have to start listening.

Were you listening in geometry class last week?

Yes, I was.

Yeah?

Yeah.

OK, well, what is the volume of a pyramid?

Um, base time height.

See, you weren't listening.

What is wrong with you?

OK, get up.

That's it.

Now it's time for punishment.

You take your pants off and bend over.

You're going to start listening in class, so this is what's going to happen to you,

okay?

That's for not listening.

That's for wearing a cap.

And that's for not listening every other time.

Do you understand?

Michael.

This is what's going to happen to you every time you don't listen in class.

You got that?

Yeah.

Are you going to start paying more attention?

Yes.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Yes what?

Yes, Miss Leanne.

Okay.

Good boy.

What have we got here?

You seem to be enjoying yourself more than in the class.

Yeah.

Yeah?

Here, come on over here.

Come sit down.

Come here.

We're comfortable.

So you enjoy this more, do you?

Yeah?

Promise me, promise me you're going to start listening to classical.

Promise, I want to hear it.

No more caps.

Okay.

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