Happy Birthday Cuckold

Mmm.

So what do you want?

See, here it is, your husband's birthday.

And I'm the one getting the present.

Ooh, does that make me better?

Uh-huh.

And what's significant about March 21st?

Hmm...

Might be a birthday today.

A birthday? Your birthday?

No?

Husband's birthday.

It's your husband's birthday?

Ooh.

Well, happy birthday to me.

Oh.

Oh, wait a second.

I'm not your husband.

Oh.

Ooh.

Say no lamp again

I'm thinking that you give your husband birthday cake

I'm gonna give him a cream puff.

Oh my God.

Now don't be showing up at home with no red marks on your ass.