Halee Hayes’ wifely duties

How did he convince you to marry him?

I ask myself this every day.

She's such a joker.

Sorry, I didn't miss the wedding.

This semester of college has been really tough.

Oh, no worries.

We totally get it.

It's a lot of stress.

Are you staying for the summer, or--

Oh, I'll stay as long as you want me to.

OK, Nathan, stop creeping on your stepmom.

Let's see what we did to your bedroom.

Nice meeting you, Nathan.

I'll see you around.

Hey.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Oh, that's where I left them.

Oh my god.

Look, this isn't a frat house.

You can't just leave everything everywhere and expect me to clean it up.

And also, unless you plan on paying a bill or two...

Jesus.

Here, too.

It can't be that hard.

No, no.

Ass everywhere.

Fucking me is not gonna clean the house.

Yeah.

Well, if you let me fuck you, I'll clean the whole house.

Hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Is that a fact?

No, no.

Deal.

But you better do a good job.

How's that pussy?

Oh my god, sorry.

Oh my god.

Oh, that's fucking good.

You like fucking this stuff mommy?

Yeah?

Oh my god.

Oh, there we go.

There we go.

Oh, there we go.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, god.

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