Guy Decides to Dress as Woman for the First Time

The new club in town?

Yeah, like as in, why are you taking my dress to get ready?

Uh, I don't know.

Like, I don't think I'm going to be going.

You've been talking about this for weeks.

What do you mean you don't think you're going to be going?

Why not?

Uh, because it costs like $100 to get ready.

$100 for guys to get in, ladies get in for free, so like, I don't know.

It's kind of a ***** of price.

If it was like free or cheaper, you know, I'd go.

What do you mean cheap?

It's like going to be so much fun.

It's totally worth $100 to get in.

I mean like, it is very popular, all of our friends are going, but I don't know.

Everyone's going.

Kind of a *****.

The price, as I said, the price if it was different, I'd definitely go, you know.

Ladies get in for free.

Oh.

What?

No, I have that blue dress that would probably get you in.

Blue dress?

Wait, wait, wait.

What are you trying to say?

We could totally get you in.

I have that, um, I have that wig from last Halloween, so you'd like that as a brunette.

Um, me dressed as a woman just to get in?

You've got that little wig so you can put some big booties in a bra for you.

Uh.

Dude, I've been out here going for so long, it's not fair.

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