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Xander Corvus, Dollie Darko and the gang got together for game night, and, well, Dollie kept fucking up the role-playing game..
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So, you guys have ***** your fill and eaten aplenty inside the pub, and you leave to embark
back on your adventure to find the sacred goblet.
But when you open the door, you're converted by three large, angry ogres.
You see, your quest has led you to their lands, and they believe that the caves you're searching
for the goblet in are theirs.
They're not very happy with you guys.
So, the three ogres raise their fists and charge.
But I'm feeling good today, so I'm going to give you guys the first initiative.
Aaron, what is your first move?
I got this.
Psych.
Wrong dice.
Don't worry, don't worry.
I strike at the unarmed ogre with my hammer of hammers.
11.
That's a hit.
Yes!
Plus, it is very good.
And, let's see.
The ogre is injured.
God damn right.
He's almost dead.
He's in critical.
So, if you...
I melee like a motherfucker.
Call me the melee king.
No.
Oh, well.
It's usually not what happens in a D&D game.
Yeah.
Either way, you're all sixes.
I'm going to go for the first one.
Well, now, yes.
Yeah.
I saw that cock get hard almost immediately after that.
Yeah.
Not even part of my plan.
D&D is just awful.
Yeah, sure is, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Now that everybody's gone, I can have this cock all to myself.
Well, we have to be quiet, because my mom is literally right upstairs.
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