Getting fucked by the border police

What are you two doing out here on this road?

Sir, I was just coming back from the border.

Back from the border?

You just crossing... you got papers, license, registration?

Somewhere in here.

I was just trying to avoid traffic. It's bad around that area.

Yeah, I see. You took this route.

You know how dangerous this route is?

There's good camping out here.

You've been camping?

Yes, sir.

Oh yeah, she's got those camping pants on. I can see that.

We're camping just like that.

I see you two guys there.

There.

Martinez, go ahead and open that glove box.

See if they got something in there.

We got a *** in here.

Registration? You have registration for that ***?

I believe so. I've never seen that *** before.

Is this your vehicle?

This is my vehicle.

You also don't have plates on the back.

That's why we pulled you over.

They must have fallen off while I was driving.

This is rough terrain back here.

They just fall off like that.

We're going to have to do a full search of the car.

Can you do an undercarriage search?

Let's do that, Tony.

I'm on it.

Go ahead and check the rear.

I'm going to make sure they keep their hands where I can see them.

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