Fresh Off The Boat

So you're Selena?

Yes.

Okay, I think I have your papers right here.

You're from Panama?

Yes, I'm from Panama.

Wow, and how long have you been here?

I just got here about three months ago.

Oh, okay, great, great.

So we just need to do your exam so we can get your green card and you can get your immigration

and everything will be fine.

Okay?

Okay, cool, thank you.

Would you mind if I, um, raise your arms up here?

Sure.

Anything you need to take this off here.

Okay, no problem.

Okay, wow.

Yeah.

Wow, these are quite large.

Are they real?

Yes, they are.

They sure feel real.

Yeah.

Okay, let's get a measurement here.

Okay, that's about 18.

Let's check this one.

That's about the same.

Okay.

Check this one here.

All right.

Okay, one more test here.

Okay.

Can you put your arms up again?

Can you kiss one?

Sure.

Can you kiss this one?

Can you bend over just a little bit?

Okay.

Okay.

Can you put your arms up again?

Okay.

Can you bend over just a little bit?

Okay.

Can you bend over just a little bit?

Can you bend over just a little bit?

Can you kiss this one?

Can you bend over just a little bit?

Okay.

If you go on down the hall to the secretary's office, she'll have the papers for you and

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