EXTREMLY horny blond nearly beggs to get laid

I don't know.

Is that what you're saying?

This is like...

This is so meant for us.

The laundry room or the table?

Uh, a little bit of both.

What would happen if you took my pants off and you...

Ooh, like I took my...

Ooh.

What? - I'm gonna do it.

Huh? - Baby.

Baby.

Yeah, baby. I'm gonna make you wait for it, girl.

This is unfair. We have to do it. The board game said.

Hmm. Didn't say when.

You don't have to do it.

Five.

You look so good.

And fat.

And fat, yeah.

Just a little bit.

That's necessary so I can whoop my man's ass.

Yeah, look at your face girl.

Yo, this is a good background or backdrop, whatever.

Good lighting.

For you.

Your eyes are super blue.

Baby, you're so fucking fly.

I really am too.

Oh wait, rewind.

What?

Babe.

I'm keeping it.

It was a joke.

I know it was.

I want to take some like still shots of you like that.

Oh baby, I want you to take pictures of me too.

And then we'll...

Textful nudes.

Yeah, we'll blow it up.

Post it.

You can put it as a poster if you want.

That's a good one.

You kidding me?

God damn girl, why are you so fucking gorgeous?

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