Elexis Monroe & Vanessa Veracruz

Have you given up on the world? Are you just going to sit here and pout?

Have you seen the tabloids?

Teen Choice Awards frontrunner ups scene making out with a female bartender in a hotel in Miami.

And they show a picture of me with my hand on her boob and my tongue down her throat.

I'm ruined.

You're ruined if you hide out and refuse to acknowledge it, Vanessa.

Now get out of bed.

I know I'm going to get fired from the show.

They're going to fire me and I'm going to be walking on the streets for money.

Okay, drama queen. Just shut up for a minute. Look at me. Who am I?

Alexis Monroe.

And who is Alexis Monroe?

My publicist.

And what do they call me?

The spin doctor.

Exactly. You pay me a significant amount of money because I fix big problems.

I'm going to spin this and make you look like a god damn hero, okay?

A hero?

I put out a press release already that you're donating a shit ton of money to Queer Pride.

I also blasted the paparazzi for taking a shot of you in a private moment with your girlfriend.

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