dyke principal trains student for after school activites

So, I know that you know that your SAT scores are awful, in the lowest sixteenth percentile.

And we expect more from our incoming freshmen.

Yes, ma'am.

However, your essay was one of the best we received.

Which is why I called you in.

See, plainly, you want to come here.

And I need to be shown a reason.

Yes, ma'am.

So tell me, why should I accept you?

I know my test scores weren't that great, but I was really nervous.

But I also knew it was my only shot at the SATs.

And they're just so expensive.

I know I blew it, but if you promise to accept me, I promise to maintain a very great GPA.

And I love learning. You saw my transcripts.

This is my dream school.

I did see your transcripts, and frankly, I would have liked to see more APs.

But I'm a cheerleader.

I also, I mean, I could do, I'm willing to do anything.

Anything.

Like, I'll do anything you ask.

Really.

Anything?

Yes.

Now college is a time where ************ like you get to experiment with new things.

I want to see if you give this a good college try.

Does that sound alright?

Mm-hmm.

That's yes, ma'am.

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