Comforting Stepbrother after a breakup!

Wow, I'm really sorry for you.

I think you really need a distraction.

You can't go on, you can't go on, you can't go on.

Was it really all that good with her?

For instance, did you have really good sex?

No, the sex was fine.

I mean, clearly there were some things I just didn't like.

Tell me.

We used to do it in bed for example, somewhere else.

Just wasn't the place for her.

And of course, I had to use a condom every time.

I don't think sperm actually made her.

At least that's why she never blew me off.

Oh, man.

That doesn't sound so great.

But these are all things that I like very much.

What?

I had an idea.

I think I have the perfect distraction for you.

Let's think about something else.

What do you mean?

Well, first I'm gonna let you in.

And then just send me here in the yard, in the living room,.

What would you do to me?

Yes, of course. I can't watch you feel bad either.

Come on.

Who wants to forget?

And then instead of moping, there's something else.

I'm so happy to do it.

That's really cool.

I'd flush it right now if I didn't have any rubber in me.

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