Cameron Diaz,Christina Applegate,Selma Blair-The Penis Song
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From the "Sweestest Thing"
Published by ataulfohuevazos
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So, did we have fun last night?
Yes, I did. It was great. You guys were absolutely right. A transition guy is just what I needed.
Good. So how was he? Is he good?
He was very sweet and complimentary. And very into pleasing me first.
So, how was, uh, how was girth?
Average-ish. Average-ish.
That's good. So what'd you tell him?
What do you mean?
What do we always tell them, no matter what?
Oh.
Oh.
My God, your penis is so...
big.
Good girl.
Your penis is so thick.
Oh.
Your penis is just so pretty.
You've got a handsome dick.
Oh.
Your penis is so...
hard.
Your penis is just so...
large.
My body is a movie.
And your penis is the star.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
You're too big to fit in here.
Too big to fit in here? Ow.
Too big to fit in here?
Ah. Ah. Ah. Ow.
You're too big to fit in here.
Too big to fit in here.
Too big to fit in here.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, it's Finn. We're in Finn right now.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
What a lovely ride.
A penis is a thrill.
Your penis is a Cadillac.
A giant Pete DeVille.
Your penis packs a wallop.
Your penis brings a load.
And when it makes delivery,
it needs its own zip code.
Nine, double zero, penis.
You're too big to fit in here.
Too big to fit in here?
You're too big to fit in here.
Your penis is so strong.
Your penis is so smooth.
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